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November 19, 2014

Historic Hotel Joke

November 19, 2014/ Alan Headbloom

A traveler stopped at a historic hotel and requested the rates for a room. 

“A room on the first floor is $400, on the second floor $300, and on the third floor $200,” replied the desk clerk. 

The traveler thought a bit, said thank you, and turned to leave. 

“Don’t you like our hotel?” asked the clerk. 

“Oh, it’s beautiful,” said the traveler.  “It just isn’t tall enough.”

Grand Hotel, Mackinac Island, Michigan

Grand Hotel, Mackinac Island, Michigan

 

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The prices of the hotel’s rooms became cheaper with each higher floor.  The top floor, although cheaper than the others, was still too expensive for the traveler.  He was hoping to pay a lower price, but there were no higher floors left.

November 19, 2014/ Alan Headbloom/
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Alan Headbloom

Alan advises Americans how to be global citizens and expats how to fit in to Michigan culture without annoying their native coworkers and clients. He also tweets and blogs at the intersection of language and culture. Over decades, he's traveled, studied, or lived on six continents, putting strange foods into his mouth and emitting strange sounds from it. His use of English, German, Spanish, Portuguese, French, Swedish, Hausa, and Japanese all improve with alcohol use. He gives invited public presentations on culture and unsolicited private advice on English grammar and usage; the latter isn't always appreciated. Visit his website for information on consulting, coaching, or speaking engagements.

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