Camping Joke

A woman goes to see her psychiatrist.

She says, “Doctor, I keep having dreams about my childhood camping trips.  I can’t get rid of this nostalgia.”

The psychiatrist nods.  “I think I see your problem. You’re stuck living in the past tents.”

What’s So Funny?

The expression “past tents” (former tents) sounds like “past tense” (grammar expression for “past time”). 

Alan Headbloom

Alan advises Americans how to be global citizens and expats how to fit in to Michigan culture without annoying their native coworkers and clients. He also tweets and blogs at the intersection of language and culture. Over decades, he's traveled, studied, or lived on six continents, putting strange foods into his mouth and emitting strange sounds from it. His use of English, German, Spanish, Portuguese, French, Swedish, Hausa, and Japanese all improve with alcohol use. He gives invited public presentations on culture and unsolicited private advice on English grammar and usage; the latter isn't always appreciated. Visit his website for information on consulting, coaching, or speaking engagements.