A three-legged dog walks into a saloon.
Today’s riddle: Can a Kangaroo jump higher than a house?
The son says he’ll be good while his parents are out, but at what cost?
Three women arrive at the pearly gates of heaven.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar.
Two college students have to do their laundry.
Americans have a long tradition of restaurant jokes where a customer complains and the waiter or waitress gives a funny answer. Today's joke is about some bad roast beef.
A patient visits the doctor’s office with a problem.
Joke – A women gets fired from the calendar factory.
What’s So Funny? – When the employee said she “took a couple of days off,” she was being literal. She removed actual days from the calendar's pages, making it unreliable instead of taking time off work to relax.
A husband and wife are out for a walk when the wife notices something. Do you understand this American joke? If not, contact us for an explanation.
A mom is so proud that her young child has put on shoes all by herself...until she notices something.
We have a riddle for you. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Americans have a whole series of restaurant jokes featuring a complaining customer and a smart-alec waiter. Here are three of Alan's favorites. See if you get the humor.
A panda walks into a bar.
Today we have two riddles for you. The first one involves a magician, the other an elephant. Can you guess the answers? American riddles often use double meanings to create their humor. If you don't get what's so funny, write us for an explanation.
In this What's So Funny segment, we share some classic restaurant jokes about customer complaints and how the server handles them.
A man goes before a judge to be sentenced for his crime.
A motorist is pulled over by the police for driving too slowly on the highway.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator on a leash.
A police officer finds a driver with a penguin in her car.