A Mushroom Walks Into a Bar
/A rich tradition of American jokes starts off with this line: "A ___ walks into a bar." Toady's joke belongs to that tradition.
sharing the life stories of immigrants, expatriates, and refugees to the United States
A rich tradition of American jokes starts off with this line: "A ___ walks into a bar." Toady's joke belongs to that tradition.
There is a rich tradition of American jokes in which the opening line is "A ___ walks into a bar." This joke is one of them.
I hate those jokes about German sausages.
I have a new business plan. Why are people laughing?
My friends said they were growing tired of my obsession with wearing a different T-shirt every hour.
I forgot my joke about a boomerang.
What do you get if you cross an insomniac with a habitual liar?
Narrator: Alan Headbloom, Editor: Garrett Lessner
Views about plastic surgery have changed over the years.
I discovered too late that my friends stopped inviting me over because of my obsession with reducing fractions.
Our latest What’s So Funny? joke involves a husband, a wife, and the power of the “silent treatment.”
A man is struggling with money issues and enters a church to pray.
A mafia boss thinks his accountant is embezzling money from him. He decides to pay the accountant a visit.
Two friends are taking a walk in the woods and suddenly encounter a bear.
At my grocery store, the cashier asks me a question at the check-out.
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon.
Today’s riddle: Can a Kangaroo jump higher than a house?
The son says he’ll be good while his parents are out, but at what cost?
Three women arrive at the pearly gates of heaven.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar.
Feel Like You Belong is a sometimes serious, sometimes funny, always “touch-your-heart” real conversation about fitting into the American culture. It introduces guests who have made the immigrant journey to the United States. The stories–of both struggle and success–will help newcomers feel more confident in sharing their opinions and expertise, more likely to want to stay in the U.S., be more productive in their jobs, and fully invest in their communities.