A husband and wife are out for a walk when the wife notices something. Do you understand this American joke? If not, contact us for an explanation.
We have a riddle for you. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Americans have a whole series of restaurant jokes featuring a complaining customer and a smart-alec waiter. Here are three of Alan's favorites. See if you get the humor.
A panda walks into a bar.
Today we have two riddles for you. The first one involves a magician, the other an elephant. Can you guess the answers? American riddles often use double meanings to create their humor. If you don't get what's so funny, write us for an explanation.
In this What's So Funny segment, we share some classic restaurant jokes about customer complaints and how the server handles them.
A man goes before a judge to be sentenced for his crime.
A motorist is pulled over by the police for driving too slowly on the highway.
A police officer finds a driver with a penguin in her car.
A man is ironing his shirt when the phone rings.
I bought a cheap thesaurus. I guess you get what you pay for! Listen why.
Times New Roman and Helvetica Bold walk into a bar.
Today, Alan tells two jokes for the price of one.
A man walks into a bar and orders three drinks.
A guy walks into a bar, and things happen when he takes two frogs and a hamster out of his pocket.
This month we return to our most popular kind of joke (X walks into a bar). This week's joke involves two fans of Ohio State University. Do you get the humor?
A lawyer charges $1000 for three questions
A dog walks into a bar and orders a martini.
What's So Funny?
This joke relies on the mismatch of intentions. When the bartender asks his question, his focus (and surprise) is on seeing a DOG ordering martinis. When the dog answers, its focus is on the terribly high PRICES of the drinks. Humor often relies on switching expectations between the beginning of the joke and the punchline.