T-Shirt Obsession
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My friends said they were growing tired of my obsession with wearing a different T-shirt every hour.
Botox Joke
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Views about plastic surgery have changed over the years.
Fractions Joke
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I discovered too late that my friends stopped inviting me over because of my obsession with reducing fractions.
Helium Joke
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Some people believe it's wrong to inflate animals with helium.
Windshield Ice
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One wintry day, I couldn’t find my ice scraper. I had to use a plastic discount card to get the ice off of my windshield.
Marital Spat
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Our latest What’s So Funny? joke involves a husband, a wife, and the power of the “silent treatment.”
Cashier Joke
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At my grocery store, the cashier asks me a question at the check-out.
Three-Legged Dog
/A three-legged dog walks into a saloon.
Kangaroo Riddle
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Today’s riddle: Can a Kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Parting Words
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The son says he’ll be good while his parents are out, but at what cost?
New Arrivals
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Three women arrive at the pearly gates of heaven.
Ham Sandwich
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar.
Student Laundry
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Two college students have to do their laundry.
Restaurant Complaint #3
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Americans have a long tradition of restaurant jokes where a customer complains and the waiter or waitress gives a funny answer. Today's joke is about some bad roast beef.
At the Doctor's Office
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A patient visits the doctor’s office with a problem.
Husband and Wife on a Walk
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A husband and wife are out for a walk when the wife notices something. Do you understand this American joke? If not, contact us for an explanation.
Chicken Riddle
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We have a riddle for you. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Restaurant Complaints #2
/Americans have a whole series of restaurant jokes featuring a complaining customer and a smart-alec waiter. Here are three of Alan's favorites. See if you get the humor.
Panda Joke
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A panda walks into a bar.
2 Riddles: The Magician & The Elephant
/Today we have two riddles for you. The first one involves a magician, the other an elephant. Can you guess the answers? American riddles often use double meanings to create their humor. If you don't get what's so funny, write us for an explanation.
