Windshield Ice
/One wintry day, I couldn’t find my ice scraper. I had to use a plastic discount card to get the ice off of my windshield.
sharing the life stories of immigrants, expatriates, and refugees to the United States
One wintry day, I couldn’t find my ice scraper. I had to use a plastic discount card to get the ice off of my windshield.
An angry golfer storms off the 18th hole with some strong words for his caddy. Listen to what he says.
Do you make judgments about the foolishness of others? This is pretty typical human behavior, as shown in this joke about golfers and fishermen.
What is the protocol for golfers when a funeral procession is passing by? Balancing love for the sport with respect for the dead.
What happens when a one-hump camel and a two-hump camel have a little baby without humps? What do they name it?
What's So Funny?
This baby camel is free of humps.
A wife phones her husband while he's driving home on the freeway.
What's So Funny?
The wife warns her husband about a report that a crazy driver is going the wrong way down the highway. The husband's answer indicates that he is the person on the news report.
What is the best part of giving someone a refrigerator for his/her birthday?
What's So Funny?
The expression "your face lights up" means you are so happy that your face becomes brighter. A refrigerator has an automatic switch inside that turns on the light inside when the door is opened. The light shines on the contents of the fridge and the face of the person who opened the door.
Feel Like You Belong is a sometimes serious, sometimes funny, always “touch-your-heart” real conversation about fitting into the American culture. It introduces guests who have made the immigrant journey to the United States. The stories–of both struggle and success–will help newcomers feel more confident in sharing their opinions and expertise, more likely to want to stay in the U.S., be more productive in their jobs, and fully invest in their communities.