Cannibal Joke

Two cannibals are eating a clown for dinner.

What's So Funny?

In English, when we think something tastes strange or not quite normal, we say it tastes funny.  In this joke, the word "funny" has a second meaning because clowns are funny and make us laugh!

Alan Headbloom

Alan advises Americans how to be global citizens and expats how to fit in to Michigan culture without annoying their native coworkers and clients. He also tweets and blogs at the intersection of language and culture. Over decades, he's traveled, studied, or lived on six continents, putting strange foods into his mouth and emitting strange sounds from it. His use of English, German, Spanish, Portuguese, French, Swedish, Hausa, and Japanese all improve with alcohol use. He gives invited public presentations on culture and unsolicited private advice on English grammar and usage; the latter isn't always appreciated. Visit his website for information on consulting, coaching, or speaking engagements.

Birthday Fridge

What is the best part of giving someone a refrigerator for his/her birthday?

What's So Funny?

The expression "your face lights up" means you are so happy that your face becomes brighter.  A refrigerator has an automatic switch inside that turns on the light inside when the door is opened.  The light shines on the contents of the fridge and the face of the person who opened the door.

Alan Headbloom

Alan advises Americans how to be global citizens and expats how to fit in to Michigan culture without annoying their native coworkers and clients. He also tweets and blogs at the intersection of language and culture. Over decades, he's traveled, studied, or lived on six continents, putting strange foods into his mouth and emitting strange sounds from it. His use of English, German, Spanish, Portuguese, French, Swedish, Hausa, and Japanese all improve with alcohol use. He gives invited public presentations on culture and unsolicited private advice on English grammar and usage; the latter isn't always appreciated. Visit his website for information on consulting, coaching, or speaking engagements.