Americans have a long tradition of restaurant jokes where a customer complains and the waiter or waitress gives a funny answer. Today's joke is about some bad roast beef.
A patient visits the doctor’s office with a problem.
A mom is so proud that her young child has put on shoes all by herself...until she notices something.
We have a riddle for you. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Americans have a whole series of restaurant jokes featuring a complaining customer and a smart-alec waiter. Here are three of Alan's favorites. See if you get the humor.
A panda walks into a bar.
Today we have two riddles for you. The first one involves a magician, the other an elephant. Can you guess the answers? American riddles often use double meanings to create their humor. If you don't get what's so funny, write us for an explanation.
In this What's So Funny segment, we share some classic restaurant jokes about customer complaints and how the server handles them.
A man goes before a judge to be sentenced for his crime.
A motorist is pulled over by the police for driving too slowly on the highway.
A police officer finds a driver with a penguin in her car.
A man is ironing his shirt when the phone rings.
Today's WSF? segment is a triple bonus. Alan shares three clever riddles. Do you get the humor of each one? You may need to ask your American friends what's so funny.
I bought a cheap thesaurus. I guess you get what you pay for! Listen why.
A man walks into a bar and orders three drinks.
A guy walks into a bar, and things happen when he takes two frogs and a hamster out of his pocket.
Feel Like You Belong launches a new series of jokes from the world of science. Gather your techie friends around and see if they understand these latest bits of humor in English.
A husband comes home late from the golf course looking very tired. His wife asks why.
A minister phones in sick on Sunday so he can go play golf instead of going to church. God and an angel have other plans for the pastor's secret getaway.