Some of the best jokes happen between spouses.  That’s because, the longer you’re married to someone, the more you know their strengths—and their weaknesses, which we then joke about.  Here’s one involving a husband and wife.

Husband: "Darling, how would you describe me?" 


Wife: "ABCDEFGHIJK." 


Husband: "What does that mean?" 


Wife: "Adorable, brilliant, clever, delightful, elegant, fashionable, generous, and handsome." 


Husband: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" 


Wife: "I'm just kidding!"